If it's night time, and they turn on a searchlight, don't start tapdancing.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:09, archived)

Imagine if Micheal Flatley was a mutant and his special power was that he can cause earthquakes by tap dancing.
I think that would make him the most gay super hero ever.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:27, archived)