Try guinness extra cold, it usually pours better.

(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)

Are you trying to start a fight?
I mean, really.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)

Fight? Nope.
I'm just a barmaid.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:43, archived)

You should be drummed out of the profession for being so wrong.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)

It's wronger than Goatworrier conkers-deep in a shit-soaked vole in suspenders.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:47, archived)