I'm going to the circus this afternoon!
I felt I had to tell the world.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:36, archived)

WARNING: It's a girl.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:37, archived)

girl bearded lady
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:37, archived)

I'm gazzing it right now.

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:38, archived)

Totally gazzed it.

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:39, archived)

So you did!

(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:43, archived)

"Hi MissBallunatic
Welcome to b3ta, it's a great place!! ;)
Some things you should know: There's a lot of desperate guys here, they'll probably ask to see your tits and stuff.
Don't do it!!! They won't respect you after! :(
My names S** by the way are you in London? I'm in London? b3tans meet up all the time! Lets meet up some time!
We should go for a drink! If you're over 18 that is LOL!

Add me on facebook and MSN!"

p.s. I went to Oxford
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:44, archived)

ha ha

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:47, archived)

haha

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:54, archived)

how close was I?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:56, archived)

I asked how long she planned on staying on talk

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:58, archived)

boooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrring

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:59, archived)

You'll be sick a parrot if it turns out to be Sexface.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)

I'm doing this now too.
I think that if we all ask for naked pictures, she'll post herself on QOTW in her pants.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:41, archived)

She's got that picture in her profile.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)

That post is totally going into my QOTW list.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)

did she actually post a picture?
I thought it was just a vector.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:44, archived)

There was a picture as well

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:55, archived)

really?
I missed that. I'm sure I'll cope, though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:59, archived)

I'm glad I got this warning in before you all responded with abuse.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:39, archived)

WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!
Panda alarm, def con 3. Tits request incoming.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:41, archived)

Shit, shit!
What do we do, WHAT DO WE DO?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:45, archived)

wank like you've never wanked before, UToL.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)

a whole 30 seconds?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:18, archived)

circus's are shit

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:38, archived)

So's gra'mmar.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:39, archived)

I blame Mandelson
www.b3ta.com/questions/tinfoilhelmet/post509574
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)

i'm going to the local pub

( mongychops, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:38, archived)

Make sure they don't replace the Guinness with Beamish.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:39, archived)

the guinness was rough last night, i reckon the gas is wrong

( mongychops, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:40, archived)

You'll be grand next week, so.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:41, archived)

Try guinness extra cold, it usually pours better.

(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)

Are you trying to start a fight?
I mean, really.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)

Fight? Nope.
I'm just a barmaid.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:43, archived)

You should be drummed out of the profession for being so wrong.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)

It's wronger than Goatworrier conkers-deep in a shit-soaked vole in suspenders.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:47, archived)

have you ever had Guinness gassed with just CO2?
it's .... fucking horrible.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)

The worst crime committed using gas in the history of the universe.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:43, archived)

being fair
it was the end of the barrel and I'd run out of mixed gas and couldn't be arsed to order some more just for 8 pints. So I put it on the CO2 line to see what happens.

BAD STUFF, that's what happens. like flat coke.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:45, archived)

I went to the circus on Mushrooms once,
I'm never going to a circus again.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:40, archived)

Mmm.
I might buy some mushrooms today. Meatiest of all the vegetables.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:44, archived)

I'm going to make some broth this afternoon.
BROTH.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:43, archived)

The broth of Khan?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:44, archived)

The broth-erhood of man.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)

cupcakes are great

( spacefish bong!, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:04, archived)

Stand Clear Sweetheart
These guys don't like the ladies.
(Puddle of Sugar was still wallpapering on, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:33, archived)