cock nose

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:14, archived)

DO YOU MIND?! ME AND BEARPOOKIE ARE GIVING PSYCHIC READINGS.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:15, archived)

i'll have one
as long as you don't tell me when i'm going to die
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:16, archived)

There isn't much else to say, you've not got very long left.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:17, archived)

oh dear.
i better make the most of it by going to bed
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:18, archived)

At #6.50 an hour?
You're joking.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:17, archived)

who are you?

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:18, archived)

Thats Jim. Jim is a pretty cool guy.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:18, archived)

I'm lovely Tony.
Lovely.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:19, archived)

oh alright then
can he fix it for me to live a bit longer?
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:19, archived)

Only if you let him fuck you in the arse.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:20, archived)

it'll cost 38p/min though.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:21, archived)

Fuckin' hell, i'll get on that for such a low-low price.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:22, archived)

Oh dear,
do you have pancreatic cancer too?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:21, archived)

yes. in my arse.

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:30, archived)

And those fuckers at Siemens .
Not only have they reinstalled fucking Vista, they've done the keyboard in USA English.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:18, archived)

NOOOO! FOUR CLICKS INTO CONTROL PANEL! HOW I HATE YOU WORLD!

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:20, archived)

I know.
Life is wank.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:22, archived)

My aunt once told me, with no hint of a joke, that sprites tried to burn down her caravan.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:20, archived)

The sprites? Your aunt had death threats placed upon her by bottles of what is basically lemonade?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:21, archived)

HAHA although the caravan makes it laugh, coz it sounds like she's a gypsy.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:23, archived)

GYPSIES.
Don't you love them?
The thieving little rascals.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:27, archived)

They do make me laugh, however I'm off to bed. I shall catch you on the flip side.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:28, archived)

She's not a gypsy. But the fires did involve her crystal ball.
I'm not making this up.
( Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:36, archived)

Did she go 7up?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:23, archived)