My aunt once told me, with no hint of a joke, that sprites tried to burn down her caravan.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:20, archived)

The sprites? Your aunt had death threats placed upon her by bottles of what is basically lemonade?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:21, archived)

HAHA although the caravan makes it laugh, coz it sounds like she's a gypsy.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:23, archived)

GYPSIES.
Don't you love them?
The thieving little rascals.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:27, archived)

They do make me laugh, however I'm off to bed. I shall catch you on the flip side.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:28, archived)

She's not a gypsy. But the fires did involve her crystal ball.
I'm not making this up.
( Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:36, archived)

Did she go 7up?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:23, archived)