I fucking love the news

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:11, archived)

PETER! YOU'VE LOST THE NEWS!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:13, archived)

THIS IS THE NEWS.
Y'alright?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:15, archived)

Grand ta!
How's you?
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:18, archived)

Headachey and shit
but enjoying Ricky Wilson looking skinny and lovely on Shooting Stars
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:26, archived)

Bollocks :(
I forgot that was on. Again :(((
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:27, archived)

Alright firebox, how's your cunt for custard?
I notice the weather's been irishified since you've returned. Not that I'm saying it's your fault. Even though it clearly is.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:13, archived)

I brought the Paddy weather back
just to piss you all off.

You alright? Still got a job?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:15, archived)

Yeah, just about. It's a bit quiet though, could you fuck up some people's internet for me so I have to fix it?

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:16, archived)

Probably.
Give us some booze and I'll break the internet
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:18, archived)

I haven't fucking got any.
I'm a proper boozeless cunt, me.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:21, archived)

You're shit

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:26, archived)

I've got some
Alright, Small. I might go to L**ds
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:28, archived)

Londis?

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:29, archived)

You spell fail!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:34, archived)

Ooh.
Really? Can I punch you?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:30, archived)

Only if I can tickle your bumhole

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:32, archived)