I fucking love Zombina & the Skeletones.

( Druid, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:42, archived)

heman was a pretty good cartoon for the 80`s

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:43, archived)

bit faggy

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:44, archived)

druid cannot help it

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:45, archived)

Bring back Sharky and George.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:44, archived)

I always used to find the intro to that a little disturbing.
Oh, to be a child!
(tehspanna, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:58, archived)

Nonce.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 23:03, archived)

Que?

(tehspanna, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 23:04, archived)

NONCE.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 23:05, archived)

:(

(tehspanna, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 23:08, archived)

I got my bird a bunch of yellow lillies
60p

I fucking love her
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:45, archived)

I fucking love Galaxy FM, and having to rely on mechanical devices that only half-work.
Imagine it, having the same five songs played over and over again for 9 1/2 hours, and repeatedly having to retrieve cutlery from the polisher because it gets stuck before it reaches the exit!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:45, archived)

Century 106 or now Century 106 + Heart FM did that
It had a bank of 25 songs that changed once a year.
( moohalaa, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:52, archived)

Fucking hell, Radio 1 isn't much better during the day. I've never, ever listened to Radio 1 in that
meaning of 'listen'. I once did a summer job when it was on all shift, it was terrible.
I don't mind Kerrang, apart from the ads, that's the only commercial radio station I listen to.
( Druid, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:56, archived)

Absolute Radio is OK
although you can pretty much guarantee that a Guns N Roses song will be played between 10 and 11am
( magnum, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:57, archived)

its utterly dire shit during the night however
some of the most inane dull prats on air.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:15, archived)

There's that guy who does Fifth Gear
he's a bit of a twat. I think he thinks he's a "character"
( magnum, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:36, archived)

Planet Rock is good too
Probably better for older rock stuff, but I don't think I've heard a bad song on there yet.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:08, archived)

I like the evening and night stuff on Radio 1.
The daytime playlist is piss, though.
(tehspanna, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 23:20, archived)

I fucking hate rain.
And I hate giving up smoking. And giving up drinking. It's fucking shit.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:46, archived)

give up drinking?
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:48, archived)

I've decided to give up for two days a week.
One step at a time, Martin.
( Druid, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:49, archived)

No booze, no smokes, and endless rain
that's pretty much my dream world
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:49, archived)

Emo.

( Druid, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:50, archived)

Fuck that shit
my trousers fit
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:50, archived)

nyeurgh
one at a time!
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:49, archived)

No smoking, no drinking and no unsuitable men. For the whole of September.
Then I might pick them up again in October. I am not doing very well on the last one though mind.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:49, archived)

you'll be drunk-fucking a pumpkin in no time

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:50, archived)

What is there left to do?
:(
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:55, archived)

Cliff Richard.

( Druid, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:56, archived)

well he is wired for sound

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:57, archived)

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:57, archived)

*sings*
Got myself a cryin', talkin', sleepin', walkin' Spangolin!
Got to do my best to please her, just 'cos she's my Spangolin! ♪♫
( Druid, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:02, archived)

We're all going on a summer Spangolin
No more tall stuff for a week or two
We're all going on a summer Spangolin
She's a beer shelf for me and you
Down a foot or two
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:36, archived)

Have you ever seen Code 46? It's a film I watched tonight.
It appears to star a tall version of you. Getting incested up.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:52, archived)

Nope
awesome!
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:55, archived)

Someone here (think it was Lu) mentioned a good book for giving up smoking.
If I remember rightly, it worked by making you believe there was nothing to give up because it was all shit.
( Bob Todd whee, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:02, archived)

This was pretty much why I gave up.
Round about 19, I thought, "Why am I doing this? It's costing me a fortune, and it's not even enjoyable", and ditched the habit overnight.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:30, archived)

i don't know what that is
no offence
( mongychops, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:01, archived)

Helly mongy
I saw this company's van drive past me this morning and I thought of you.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:08, archived)

pffft, nice spotting

( mongychops, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:14, archived)

I see them on the M42 a lot! Ace name.

( Druid, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:36, archived)

Shove Zombina & the Skeletones up your bumhole.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:07, archived)

I fucking love the news

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:11, archived)

PETER! YOU'VE LOST THE NEWS!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:13, archived)

THIS IS THE NEWS.
Y'alright?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:15, archived)

Grand ta!
How's you?
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:18, archived)

Headachey and shit
but enjoying Ricky Wilson looking skinny and lovely on Shooting Stars
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:26, archived)

Bollocks :(
I forgot that was on. Again :(((
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:27, archived)

Alright firebox, how's your cunt for custard?
I notice the weather's been irishified since you've returned. Not that I'm saying it's your fault. Even though it clearly is.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:13, archived)

I brought the Paddy weather back
just to piss you all off.

You alright? Still got a job?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:15, archived)

Yeah, just about. It's a bit quiet though, could you fuck up some people's internet for me so I have to fix it?

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:16, archived)

Probably.
Give us some booze and I'll break the internet
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:18, archived)

I haven't fucking got any.
I'm a proper boozeless cunt, me.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:21, archived)

You're shit

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:26, archived)

I've got some
Alright, Small. I might go to L**ds
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:28, archived)

Londis?

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:29, archived)

You spell fail!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:34, archived)

Ooh.
Really? Can I punch you?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:30, archived)

Only if I can tickle your bumhole

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:32, archived)

I Fucking Love Horses
the new adult magazine from DeAgostini.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:18, archived)

I just bought a laptop.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:21, archived)

I have TWO Nintendo 64s, fully working, with all wires and controllers.
AND Goldeneye, Super Mario 64, Tetrisphere, Bomberman, Twisted Edge Snowboarding, F1 World Grand Prix, Mario Kart 64.

And how much did I pay for this awesome package?

£8.50
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:25, archived)

I thought you didn't want most of that :P
I have all of that apart from Twisted Edge Snowboarding, I've got 1080 though
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:26, archived)

It was a package.
I couldn't turn it down.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:28, archived)

I don't know if I can go to England Vs. Belarus now

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:29, archived)

Ah okay.
I'm also not totally sure.

I've suddenly had a lot of events come up.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:35, archived)

FANBOY you want a PS3 they are the best by a mile u casual gamr idiot

( Druid, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:31, archived)

That's how much magnum spent on a pick n mix earlier.
I bought Arkham Asylum today.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:33, archived)

I also have tickets to a shit emo band.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:40, archived)

I fucking hate you.
I should be in the pub.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:28, archived)

Alright, Irish?
I've been purging my desktop computer, this was shared with an ex from about five years ago.
I just had a good feeling when this dialogue box came up.
( Druid, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:34, archived)

Haha, you went out with someone who liked Dido.
You girlfriend idiot.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:38, archived)

I am, although we had some good times.
Mainly when she wasn't listening to Dido :D
( Druid, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:48, archived)

i don't know what that is
but it sounds shit
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:42, archived)