They're not sluts...
well, not all of them. One of them is, kind of. The prettiest of my friends is getting married in October. It's a sad day for all of her admirers. It'll be a sad day for me too, trying to not wreck her photos with my face.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:58, archived)

Wear your dress upside down and do handstands for the photos.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:00, archived)

"Who's that in that photo?"
"Who?"
"The one standing next to the bride. The one with the ginger goatee."
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:03, archived)

ha ha

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:05, archived)

So her fiery box can burn it's image onto the retina's of all the guests, leaving them struggling to cope with even the most basic of tasks?



HELL YEAH!
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:04, archived)