No.
Everything is BOSS today. I get to go shoe shopping on Saturday. YES.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:08, archived)

Women! Stop your shoe shopping!
All you need is a pair of converse or something pretty for when you're going to be turbo-mincing past me in the evening.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:10, archived)

I'm going to a wedding next weekend
and don't have any suitable shoes as all I seem to own are trainers or ballet pumps and they won't look good with my dress

/girls it RIGHT THE FUCK UP blog
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:14, archived)

I just wear ugg boots over my suit trousers
with a MASSIVE errection in all the photos.

The bride gets spat on the neck.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:19, archived)