Sometimes, you really, REALLY, scare me.

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:35, archived)

You know the great thing about that?
Someone who isn't replying to it is probably thinking "Hmmmm, I wonder if I could get my misses to do that".

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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:37, archived)

"they make my cock look masive compaired to fingers"
is the funniest thing I have read on here for fucking ages.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:38, archived)