But at least it dislodged one of the kidney stones

( SuperMatt, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:10, archived)

I'll dislodge your scrotum in a minute.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:18, archived)

that would be worth watching
can you put it on youtube please.
( turb0t, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:23, archived)

No problem.
Now where did I leave my nut wrench?
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:29, archived)

It's on the shelf, next to your bellend hammer.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:32, archived)

knowing that there's a peen-hammer always makes me chuckle

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:37, archived)