Donkey Gums walks into a bar.
The barman says, "What can I get you?"
DG says, "I'll have 5 pints of ale and a pint glass full of spunk."
"Spunk?" asks the barman.
"Yes, doesn't have to be the same person's spunk. You can collect various people's spunk. But I need a pintful. I can drink the ale while I wait."
So the barman spunks into the pint glass and passes it round the pub. Eventually, all the men spunk into the glass, filling it up. DG, now pissed from the ale, is given the glass of spunk.
"Then you go." says the barman. DG thanks him and splats the contents of the glass in his face and leaves.
He staggers home. As he goes through the front door, his girlfriend is about to shout at him for being late home but is astonished to see his condition. "Oh my god! I was about to yell at you because I thought you'd gone to the pub to get pissed! What happened?"
DG grins behind all the spunk. "I was ghostbusting. One of the ghosts exploded and got ectoplasm all over me. But I'm ok."
And the punchline is... I dunno, he boffed her one up the arse or something.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:18, archived)

Stop reading my Livejournal :'(
hehe
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:19, archived)

donkey gums walks into a bar
everyone screams because they think the bar is being haunted by the same scarecrow that raped the previous owners to death... or something
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:25, archived)

DG walks into a bar
but before he gets a chance to order a drink a man picks him up and uses him to pot the yellow into the top corner pocket.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:29, archived)

hah, this is why you're the funny guy BW

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:35, archived)