what about something really cool like...
an anchor, or a butterfly?!

If i had a tattoo it'd have to be of something truly original, and of something that would definitely never change. The only thing i can think of right now would be to have a tattoo of the tattoo itself, which is essentially a paradox, and that would probably be REALLY like expensive.
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:54, archived)

Why the fuck would I want an anchor or butterfly?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:54, archived)

lol

( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:55, archived)

To reflect your thirty years in the Navy, where you picked up all those hideous swear words.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:56, archived)

^this

( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:58, archived)

They're self taught.
Irish children learn swearing for the Leaving Cert, anyway.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:59, archived)

Ug Ug Ug Ug Ug Ug Ug *popeye faces*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:03, archived)

Is this post some sort of attempt at irony
or are you just being a tit?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:12, archived)

you need inside-out ink for that

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:34, archived)