I didn't get the shits today, Mike.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:09, archived)

Think yourself lucky.
It's no fun at all showering splashback off your upper thighs.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:12, archived)

Or seeing a spider in the bathroom.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:14, archived)

A girl I work with was ten minutes late yesterday because there was a spider on her staircase and she was afraid to go near it.
I really fucking hate the people I work with.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:16, archived)

I work with real men.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:21, archived)

I work with middle age women.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:22, archived)

Next time.
Tell them to man up.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:25, archived)

Or suffering from lupus.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:16, archived)

Or having your head removed in a road accident.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:23, archived)