If I had to eat just one thing for the rest of my life it would be cheese.
I don't care what you'd eat but you can tell the internet if you want. I just needed to get that off my chest. Thanks for listening guys.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:04, archived)

and thanks for telling us.

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:05, archived)

you and me sitting in a tree
I feed in source code
COMPILE ERROR: Out of seamen;
( MrA, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:07, archived)

thanks for thanking him
it means i don't have to
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:10, archived)

i once did three poos in a day.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:06, archived)

I did 3 days worth of poo in one sitting yesterday.
As in it came out of my anus. I didn't eat it or have sex with it.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:08, archived)

didn't eat ate
or have and I had
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:14, archived)

didn't eat ate
or have and I had

FUCK YOU HARRY
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:15, archived)

you'd like to fuck me
i'd be at the top of your 'to do' list
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:17, archived)

I'd do stuff.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:07, archived)

I've never really bothered listening to anything that David Bowie has ever done.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:08, archived)

And if you say run.
I'll run to you.
And if you say hide.
I'll hide with you.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:09, archived)

That's lost on me I'm afraid.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:10, archived)

It doesn't matter.
You've read some Bowie lyrics now.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:10, archived)

I think his finest work was in Extras.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:09, archived)

Yeah I saw that. I think Ricky Gervais is a comedy genius and he doesn't get the respect he deserves.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:11, archived)

I completely agree.
This has been a good discussion.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:12, archived)

Dance, magic dance, magic dance....
oh god... those tights

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UoG-xQ9Lqc
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:11, archived)

If I had to eat just one thing for the rest of my life it would be steak.
I'd be dead in about a month, but I'd be happy, and a bit fat.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:08, archived)

Bit fat.
Also, that's a short life.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:09, archived)

MORE LIKE BRAYNDEDD

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:09, archived)

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:14, archived)

I didn't get the shits today, Mike.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:09, archived)

Think yourself lucky.
It's no fun at all showering splashback off your upper thighs.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:12, archived)

Or seeing a spider in the bathroom.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:14, archived)

A girl I work with was ten minutes late yesterday because there was a spider on her staircase and she was afraid to go near it.
I really fucking hate the people I work with.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:16, archived)

I work with real men.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:21, archived)

I work with middle age women.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:22, archived)

Next time.
Tell them to man up.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:25, archived)

Or suffering from lupus.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:16, archived)

Or having your head removed in a road accident.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:23, archived)

I'd live off from feeding from the applause from the audience

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:13, archived)

Do we have to take into account nutritional value,
or do we magically get all the nutrients and shit we need regardless of which one food we choose?
( Bob Todd whee, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:14, archived)

What's that you say?
Shit?

I might have known.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:15, archived)

I dunno I didn't really care what your answers were.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:17, archived)

I think it should be you get to eat yummy Japanese noodles no matter what :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:21, archived)

Louise Redknapp in her younger days.

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:14, archived)