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HELLO QOTW POSTER
YOU'RE SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! __, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:50, archived)
Well done Friz, you really captured the mood.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:51, archived)
Me
I don't know why I even bother with this place any more
(I helped save b3ta! __, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:52, archived)
Maybe you should leave, forever.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:53, archived)
i wish to god i could click this twice.

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:55, archived)
Will do
Bye x



As it's my last post on /talk and all, might as well let some TRUTH let loose

I love b3ta. I love talk, banter, and the main board. Hell, I feel it an honour I've been funny enough to earn eight undeserved front pages. Which is awesome, but it's not everything. I feel like I've outgrown "lol, internet". I need to be more mature. I need to get a clue.

But, I feel I need to leave. Properly leave. I've a kid on the way, and jobs-a-plenty, and a contract with a theatre company on the way. I think I need to start to leave stuff like Social Networking behind whilst I try and concentrate on more worthwhile things.

I've no bad things to say about anyone. The two best people on this site are Donkey Gums and Wormulus. Seriously.

Right. I will see the rest of you in a year's time. As for now - tata.

PS. For those who I keep talking to via gaz, I will continue chatting. I will still need advice about parenthood, etc. I still love all of you.

PPS. LOL FRIZ FLOUNCED. No. Not true. Just taking a break for a while.

PPPS. FRIZ YOU CUNT. STOP BOASTING ABOUT YOUR FRONT PAGES. Urm.. do you wanna read the full sentence? I say that I didn't deserve them. But, why ruin a good joke, I say.
(I helped save b3ta! __, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
I hope to fuck this is the truth.
And Wormulus? Seriously?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)
hahahahaha
yeah see you in a bit Friz.
PS hahahahaha yeah see you in a bit Friz.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)
I've won, finally.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)
*massive high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:17, archived)
Well done. It's something we all wish we could claim.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:23, archived)
dont let the door hit your arse on the way out
you unfunny, attention seeking, moon-faced prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)
See you later on a different account, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:04, archived)
Hold on...
isn't PleaseDeleteThisAccount Friz?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
Almost definitely.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:06, archived)
CHANGE YOUR NAME FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
I'm willing to bet you'll be back within 24 hours. I hope I get odds of around 3/1.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
OI, SHITHEAD WHAT ABOUT ME?

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
Good luck you fat boring poof.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:10, archived)
8 front pages
loads of work and a baby on the way? I'm amazed he's got the time for bumfun.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:12, archived)
LOOK AT ME, I GOT EIGHT FRONT PAGES!

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:15, archived)
He said they were undeserved
still, EIGHT OF THE FUCKERS. EIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:26, archived)
He edited it.
Meh, fuck it.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:27, archived)
I am looking forward to future edits.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:36, archived)
Give it an unlimited amount of time
and the original post will be the complete works of Shakespeare.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:39, archived)
i have eight front pages,
and to be honest, in terms of b3ta, i would consider that an absolute failure.
still, don't mean to piss on his parade. well done! eight whole front pages! and he manages to have a job and get someone up the duff! hard work indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:16, archived)
Now he's edited it to say they were undeserved.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:25, archived)
The cunt will be doing vanity searches for his username
on a daily basis, even if he doesn't post.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:28, archived)
haha.
christ.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:35, archived)
Such a gracious soul.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:36, archived)
he is one of the great misunderstood artists of our time.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:37, archived)
We should totally appreciate him, or something.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:38, archived)
WE JUST DONT UNDERSTAND

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:50, archived)
We read the full sentance.
It was the fact that you felt the need to mention your EIGHT FRONT PAGES that marks you out as a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:27, archived)
true dat

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:29, archived)
Indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:32, archived)
i particularly like the idea of stopping posting,
but just replying to everything, just by editting a post you already made.
it is quite special.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:48, archived)
it is difficult to argue with the rest of the sentence though.
he does need to grow the fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:51, archived)
Bye bye Friz

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 9:16, archived)
I agree
Wormulus is definitely the best person on /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:50, archived)