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So who is the tit...
... who posted my QOTW answer (http://www.b3ta.com/questions/celebrities/post536720) on the time out website (http://www.timeout.com/london/comedy/event/158000/last-stop-the-palladium) and presented it as their own story.

Now Paul Zenon has seen the post and is pissed off and sending threatening messages to the housemate involved. Hopefully he won't turn him into a frog or saw him in half...

But joking aside. Paul Zenon may now hypnotize someone to come over and break mine and my housemate's legs. So cheers.
(RiderOfRohan high:mid:low, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
Fuck off cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)
yeah, it was me.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)
I'll level with you. I have no idea what you're going on about and I'm not prepared to click those links.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)
Paul Zenon is a paedophile, or something.
Who's Paul Zenon?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)
He's mentioned hypnotizing, so I can only imagine that Zenon is some sort of gay wizard who does the Soho club circuit.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)
I've just read the story. Mate sent message to Paul Zenon on this cunt's phone. Paul Zenon texted back and told him to grow up.
Now Paul Zenon is messaging the mate. Anyone spot a gap in the story?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:38, archived)
Yeah.
That you didn't read the story.
(RiderOfRohan high:mid:low, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:39, archived)
Don't get arsey with Neptune just because you write stories like a complete bellend.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:41, archived)
I've just read it again and your mate still gives away your number, and the threatening messages are still coming to your mate and not you.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:46, archived)
Longer story than I posted before
can't be arsed now.

Cheers, cunts.
(RiderOfRohan high:mid:low, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:48, archived)
Hahaha, CLICK!

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
Oh, can't we just get along,
Instead of dumping each other in the shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:54, archived)
TO THE LIST WITH HIM!

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:00, archived)
And WP says Paul Zenon is a low rent David Blaine, if you can imagine such a thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:40, archived)
Googled him. Looks like a twat.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:46, archived)

LOL
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:34, archived)

LOL
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)
Come on gang.
Where is your sense of community.

Can't we all just get along.

And not dump each other in the shit.
(RiderOfRohan high:mid:low, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)
why don't you give your boyfriend paul zenon a ring and whine to him.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)
I have some banana bread beer from wells brewery, if that helps

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:39, archived)
Cheers.

(RiderOfRohan high:mid:low, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:40, archived)
Banana bread beer? How peculiar.
I am drinking my own creation, sidra y vodka. You get a glass of cider & pour some vodka in.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:46, archived)
I don't give a fuck about you, your problems or anything you care about.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)
You horrid, horrid boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:41, archived)
I should be banned from the internet.
But not before this cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:44, archived)
I'm making a lime pie for pie bash,
What are you making missus.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:44, archived)
Fuck off, I'm going for a piss & a smoke

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)
Fuck.
You guys are so angry!
(RiderOfRohan high:mid:low, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:38, archived)
Zenon.
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(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:40, archived)
But seriously, fuck off cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:40, archived)
I endorse this.
The cunt should fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:41, archived)
i'm going to bed now, but my thing to you is 'fuck you you shit fucking cunt fuck off shit cunt'

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
what a cunt.
this calls for a fisting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:39, archived)
'bout time

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:40, archived)
No idea.
Though I'm guessing you hadn't expected to be called a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:42, archived)
That JackAction's a right bully.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:46, archived)
He's certainly a card.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:53, archived)
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO IS THERE
FUCK OFF.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:44, archived)