Grab your Fraggle by its cock...

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:21, archived)

Throw them in the air...
Everyone learnt that version in the playground i think...
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:23, archived)

Swing it round your head
until the fuckers dead
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:24, archived)

:'(

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:26, archived)

Here comes another one,
shove a toaster up his bum
turn the power on *clap clap*
now the fucker's done.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:33, archived)

There seems to be regional variations in the song
They all however seem to have more or less the same gist.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:34, archived)

I LOVE this variant

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:40, archived)

It is a good'un
Daaahn Saaahf we had :

Here comes another one,
Shove a chainsaw up his bum
Turn the chainsaw on *clap clap*
Now wheres that fucking Fraggle gone?.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:42, archived)

Swing it round until it's blue
Now it's done a great big poo!
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:37, archived)

I think
'Swing it round 'till it's blue' scans better!
/pedant
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:40, archived)

hey, I didn't make the rhyme up

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:48, archived)