GUYS GUYS GUYS
It's Sesame Streets 40th birthday today.
This was my favourite bit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZshZp-cxKg
Why do you love Sesame Street?
( SuperMatt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:12, archived)

The letters J, M and G!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:12, archived)

They are VERY good letters
I'm going to blame you for them being so good.
( SuperMatt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:13, archived)

Oscar the Grouch
I am his living embodiment.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:13, archived)

He was my favourite too

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:14, archived)

So grumpy but so awesome!
Big Bird was shit.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:15, archived)

Beaker

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:13, archived)

Meemeemeemeemeemeemee?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:15, archived)

Not you Red Rocket BAM A LAM you filthy attention seeker.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:16, archived)

'Beaker' should be the term of derision for whoever's being the biggest attention seeking spastic of the moment.
RR HAS SPOKEN
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:17, archived)

I thought we called them Friz?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:17, archived)

I'm pretty certain it was Wormulus

( SuperMatt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:20, archived)

'you fucking beaker'
yeah, i like it
seconded, motion carries
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:19, archived)

:'(

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:21, archived)

Don't worry UToL, we still love you.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:26, archived)

don't worry. your BEAK is still magnificent

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:53, archived)

Thanks guys, together I don't think there's anything we can't acomplish.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:55, archived)

Do you really want to sully the good name of Beaker in such a manner?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:19, archived)

thirded, I like that.
next attention poster is getting called a 'fucking Beaker'
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:23, archived)

"You Fucking Beaker" does have a good ring to it I admit.
Forthed!
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:24, archived)

*Ryan Taylor deflected handshakes*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:17, archived)

Jammy, what the FUCK is going on with the stadium naming nonsense?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:19, archived)

JMG @ St James's Park

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:23, archived)

It makes no sense from a money making point of view.
It's clearly a dig back at the fans.
He's a fat millionaire, upset at JMG. So he's acting with childlike petulance.

A bit like how it can get on here.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:24, archived)

I bet Mike Ahsley is a WoW'er

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:25, archived)

It's all JMG's fault.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:33, archived)

I don't.
It was always a bit rubbish compared to other muppet things.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:13, archived)

Oh come now
Surely you liked Grover.
( SuperMatt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:14, archived)

Grover was awesome

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:15, archived)

I had to google to find out which one Grover was.
I suppose Grover was acceptable.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:21, archived)

1, 2, 3, 4, 5... 6, 7, 8, 9 10... 11, 12!

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:13, archived)

One ah,ah,ah!
Two ah, ah, ah!
Three ah, ah, ah
etc,etc...
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:15, archived)

The Count always appeared suspiciously Jewish to me
Subtle racism, I think.
( SuperMatt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:15, archived)

I never saw him and thought Jewish I have to admit...

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:17, archived)

NO!
The song with the pinball machine.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:16, archived)

Ah, yes I remember now...

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:17, archived)

It's research like this that puts you ahead of the curve in the nonce world.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:14, archived)

1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11--------------------------------------------------------------12
I like 'One of these things is not like the other' and Grover
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:14, archived)

Oh Yep Yep Yep Yep Yep Yep Yep Yep Yep Yep Yep

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:14, archived)

Uh-huh! Uh-huh!

( SuperMatt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:15, archived)

HAHA. I have film of me wiggling Tegans chin and saying that.
It pissing funny.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:15, archived)

Not Mars...Earth....greetings....yipyipyipyip nope nope nope book
vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=11199148&searchid=d5a277e1-9976-4af1-9ada-1b3e6d29263c
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:18, archived)

For the 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 pinball song.
And Count Von Count. And Elmo. And Oscar. And Cookie Monster. And Barkley. Not Big Bird or Mr Snufflelupogous. They were CUNTS.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:15, archived)

But Elmo became too popular and went solo
He's like Robbie to Take That.
( SuperMatt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:16, archived)

You could fit Mr Snuffleupogus up *your* cunt.
'ning.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:17, archived)

That's a little uncalled for
you mank lunged bastard. HELLO.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:19, archived)

tenuous link to...
SWEDISH CHEF!
hurdy gurdy
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:17, archived)

You can't come to my house any more.
You're BARRED, shitface.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:20, archived)

1 ah ha ha 2 ah ha ha
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7hTkzEwFZ0
( M o D, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:15, archived)

Yes!
'Count' FTW
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:16, archived)

I found it claustrophobic and creepy
All those overbearing adults imploring you to imagine shit just so they could go and watch day time TV and bum the deaf one.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:16, archived)

You were too old to get it.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:16, archived)

Sunny days sweeping the clouds away

( SuperMatt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:17, archived)

Never too old
*eyebrows*
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:20, archived)

I thought it was shit.
Apart from the opening song.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:16, archived)

Cookie Monster

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:17, archived)

fraggle rock > sesame street
although sesame street had that pinball animation thing...
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:17, archived)

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 11
oooEEEEoooOOOOOO
( FoldsFive, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:19, archived)

FF CAN'T COUNT

( SuperMatt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:21, archived)

My DVD of it is stuck.

( FoldsFive, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:23, archived)

That was the point in his VHS recording of the show where the tape hiccuped.
That's how he has always known it.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:23, archived)

12?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:22, archived)

yup, and now I have that tune stuck in my head....

( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:36, archived)

dance your cares away

( M o D, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:19, archived)

Fraggle rock always wins
Gobo and Red!
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:19, archived)

*sings*
Down at Fraggle Rock...
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:19, archived)

Grab your Fraggle by its cock...

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:21, archived)

Throw them in the air...
Everyone learnt that version in the playground i think...
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:23, archived)

Swing it round your head
until the fuckers dead
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:24, archived)

:'(

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:26, archived)

Here comes another one,
shove a toaster up his bum
turn the power on *clap clap*
now the fucker's done.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:33, archived)

There seems to be regional variations in the song
They all however seem to have more or less the same gist.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:34, archived)

I LOVE this variant

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:40, archived)

It is a good'un
Daaahn Saaahf we had :

Here comes another one,
Shove a chainsaw up his bum
Turn the chainsaw on *clap clap*
Now wheres that fucking Fraggle gone?.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:42, archived)

Swing it round until it's blue
Now it's done a great big poo!
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:37, archived)

I think
'Swing it round 'till it's blue' scans better!
/pedant
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:40, archived)

hey, I didn't make the rhyme up

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:48, archived)

I always wanted a dozzer.
Or a gang of dozzers.
( BindiBaji, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:33, archived)

Gonzo gave me nightmares for years, something to do with his big purple hooter.

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:22, archived)

*Out of context click*

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:28, archived)

I'm too old to be able to contribute to this thread
so I'll just say, "Norks".
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:23, archived)

I bet you liked the deaf chick

( SuperMatt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:24, archived)

also this is way too cute: ABCDEF COOKIE MONSTER!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ptbp0pmcg3U

same www.dailymotion.com/video/x5v1go_classic-sesame-street-abcdef-cookie_fun
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:27, archived)

:D

( SuperMatt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)

THE ENDING IS JUST SO ADORABLE!

( SuperMatt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:31, archived)

this clip made me want to have kids

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:32, archived)

C is for...
COOKIE
( BindiBaji, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:28, archived)

I've just noticed QOTW stats in the profiles
Reading /talks contributions is classic
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:38, archived)

SOMEBODY HAS AIDS!

( likeajackhammer, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:41, archived)