I hope Friz decides to be all new age and eat the placenta, but the child is so ugly they can't tell which is which.
With hilarious results.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:44, archived)

I hope the mother and child die in childbirth.
And, due to not being able to handle the grief, he kills himself.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:45, archived)

THAT'S ONE EDGY MOTHER-FUCKING OPINION, RIGHT THERE.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:46, archived)

YOU JUST CUT MY EYES OPEN WITH THAT EDGE

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:47, archived)

I think women on benefits should be forced to have abortions if they get up the duff.
Anything up to two years after child birth.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:50, archived)

and death penalty for ASBOs

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:28, archived)

I'm all for this.
It might be flawed, but do it for just one fortnight and we'd have a much better country.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:35, archived)

cant he just kill himself
and leave the worlds most thankful orphan?
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:46, archived)

No.
I want them all to die. Him because he is Friz, her because she is Downs and the child because it'll save me going to find it and smashing its face in with a potato masher.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:47, archived)

fair play

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:48, archived)