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I'm worried that b3ta may be influencing world politics.
This week Hugo Chavez warned his country to "beware of the fat man."
That shows clear JMGite tendencies.
What worries you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:50, archived)
I still don't have a job and I don't know what the fuck I'm doing with my life oh god

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:50, archived)
I don't have a job but I know exactly what I'm doing with my life.
BEAT THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:53, archived)
Do you write code or summat useful?
I wish I could say I was being useful.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:57, archived)
Nothing. I'm quite content.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:51, archived)
Oh for fuck's sake.
TRY HARDER.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:54, archived)
Ok, I worry about the fact that Badger still isn't a total shit, despite my living with him for four years.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:55, archived)
THAT GIANT TURKEY RUNNING AT ME

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:54, archived)
DON'T BASTE UNTIL YOU SEE THE WHITES OF ITS EYES!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:54, archived)
Oh it was just a herd of nerds
I patted them on the head and tossed a Star Wars figurine in their direction
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:55, archived)
michael caine does christmas!

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:56, archived)
I waved at pudsy bear today
he was roaming our corridors looking for somebody to maul.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:55, archived)
Nowt much, I sometimes wonder what I'd look like with a lobster face but that's about it really.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:55, archived)
You'd look almost exactly the same.
But short sighted crabs would follow you lustfully.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:56, archived)
Would it be facing inwards or outwards?
Inwards would give you a rakish Alien head. Outwards would give you a gapey Predator mouth and chicks don't like that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:57, archived)
THat Americans will show their true ignorance
and force our President to resign before he can even get anything accomplished due to their bias.

It exists, make NO mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:57, archived)
Are you American?
If so, read your fucking Constitution before you dribble about like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:59, archived)
Wow...
you're a goddamned douche nozzle. And I do, fuckwad.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:01, archived)
You do what?
I asked you if you are an American?
The answer would be either "I am" or "I am not."
As regards your consitution, why don't you explain how the public can force a president to resign?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:04, archived)