Have you hit it with a stick?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:03, archived)

I think there's a market for bottled violence.
It could be the alcohol-free equivalent to Stella.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:06, archived)

'and a bottle of Fucking Good Shoeing for John the estate agent please Kev.'

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:09, archived)