This is what it would look like if you shouted it out of a fast car :D
( d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:39, archived)

You must be unaccustomed to the Aardvark Greeting Generator.
It's in my profile. Go on. Give it a spin.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:41, archived)

Sorry, but...
SpP^aaAAAaA_{AAAAaAAaAAaAaaa}RRRRRRrrR_rrRrRRRrr^R_TtAAaAAa_AAAaaaAa^aaaAaAAAAAAaaAAaaAaaAaaaa
( d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:49, archived)

You're dead to me.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:52, archived)

I said sorry!
I am exempt
( d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:56, archived)

Why are you exempt?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:59, archived)

Disclaimer
I apologised first. Like the warning message on goatse.
( d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:03, archived)

This holds no water with me.
Misappropriation of the Aardvark Greeting Generator is punishable by a disdainful sneer and flicking dried peas at you.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:04, archived)

:(
I accept the punishment. Sneer and flick away. I'll just sit here and cry for a bit.
( d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:07, archived)