not a threat darling
i'd never dream of touching you, i wouldn't want you to rub off on me :D
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:39, archived)

this is fucking well sexy

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:40, archived)

I'm just curious as to what the next smiley will be.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:41, archived)

i'm out of smileys now those where all i knew :(
oh the irony
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:42, archived)

k

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:43, archived)

¯\(º_o)/¯

( mongychops, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)

8===D-

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:44, archived)

RUISLIP ....HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)

*special ruislip fives*

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:46, archived)

I hope it's some sort of massive skywards penis wobble
To live in Ruislip you need to have a 10" winky. 100% TRUE.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:48, archived)

10" when soft

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:53, archived)

COURSE! What do I look like?!? A....POOOOOOFTA OR SUMMINK!?!!?
you going Christmas party?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:54, archived)

what christmas party?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)

Calander one where we'll all be (except mike, the pervert)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:57, archived)