This picture of Dame Judi Dench
It doesn't even look like her
( Theoban What of it, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:25, archived)

I think it's actually Hattie Jacques frowning

( Theoban What of it, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:29, archived)

to be fair, it is now covered in plastic so that you can fire loads of man milk at it and be able to wipe it down.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:57, archived)

*spluff*
Now she's got a beard!
( Theoban What of it, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:59, archived)

LOL a beard of sperm.
A little like a beard of bees but less buzzy/stingy. Plus if you fired bees from your penis, you should prolaby get it looked at.
(The disappointing sex raven is a disappointing sex raven, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:04, archived)

BEENIS

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:05, archived)

Every time my willy farts a little wasp comes out and crawls off because its wings are broken
Then the willy cries and the wasp dies
( Theoban What of it, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:09, archived)

Fuck my old boots
That was weird creepy dark and a little sad. I almost feel sorry for all parties concerned. Almost.
(The disappointing sex raven is a disappointing sex raven, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:16, archived)