*stands topless on a cliff*
Life is one of the only things we had
*Shot zoomed into my designer stubber*
Life is one of the only things we need.
*Shot zoomed into waves crashing against the sea*
Life is one of the only things we are.
*Shot zoomed into bottle*
Life: The new Old De La Toilet
*Ready Steady Cook theme music*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:26, archived)

This was probably the best thing I've ever written, and it gets ignored =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:38, archived)

I enjoyed it
but I didn't know what to reply
( SuperMatt, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:39, archived)

i didn't know what "stubber" was so i assumed it was an injoke!

( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:42, archived)

Oh, stuble.
As in, facial hair.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:42, archived)

:D

( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:45, archived)

I enjoyed the waves crashing into the sea bit. It made back hair stand on end.
(The disappointing sex raven is a disappointing sex raven, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:44, archived)

*Holds up big sign.*
With SHUT THE FUCK UP 90Nz0! printed on it.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:20, archived)