I'm not racist, even if you are.

( Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:31, archived)

What?
How can I be racist? I prefer the one with a black person in it.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)

Oh dear.
Oh dear oh dear oh dear.

It's a quotation from the not-as-good-as-I-thought-it-was film you're wanking over
( Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:35, archived)

I know that,
but I was playing it straight.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:37, archived)

Nothing beats the first Die Hard.
What a brilliant film.
( Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:41, archived)

You're right there.
That stands alone as THE greatest action movie of all time. I went out to try and buy it (I got burgled last time I had it) but couldn't find it in town :(
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)

I had to copies but gave one away.
It's one of my favourite films ever.
( Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)

Do you want to meet up and watch it?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:50, archived)

Only if you hold my willy.

( Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:56, archived)

No thanks,
I just want to watch the film
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)

I'll pass then.

( Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)

Fine.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)

Gaz me if you change your mind.

( Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:02, archived)

I'll gaz you my mobile number too

( Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)