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You having a nice day, sir? You feeling all right?
Not to get too personal, but a white man standing in the middle of Harlem wearing a sign that says "I hate niggers" has either got some serious personal issues, or not all his dogs are barking.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:13, archived)
Maybe he's lived life to the full and wants to end it all?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)
NEAR THE TOPPING
uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091229132327AAWkWc4
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:25, archived)
You should have put something similar on the McDonalds one.
Maybe involving some detail on how you got the runs and had to do a rusty wee into the urinal because the cubicle was out of order. Ask them if they make food that's suitable for Crohn's disease sufferers.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:28, archived)
God, I really want you to do this now.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:00, archived)
McDonalds one? What do you mean?
I'll do a good one later on.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)
I like mcdonalds
I passed a kidney stone in one once, the bastard had caused me almost 18 months worth of pain and then I piss out what can only be described as a stone age arrow head.

nanahhnaaahhhh i`m loving it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
The 'Make your own mind up' one.
I'll look for it.

edit: www.makeupyourownmind.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
I just read your post below about not getting any booze at xmas
I got loads of foreign stuff given to me that is all the yum.

just to let you know like.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:11, archived)
I didn't get any booze for Christmas either
luckily I bought fucking loads beforehand!
It's all in the planning :)
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)
Ooo, I did this one.
www.makeupyourownmind.co.uk/question-search?key=volocoraptor#question1
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
Hah, that was the first thing I ever saw there!
You should do a pooey crohn's one, be clever, not too specific or graphic so it gets published.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)
Those are all serious answers.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)
90nz can't even zing yahoo answers :(

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:49, archived)
Gonz,
You are an extremely funny guy. How the hell are you single?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)
women eventually met him

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:26, archived)
Cheers dude, I just don't know
=(
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:29, archived)
Uh, yeah

(__, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)
Come on man,
that's a quote from one of the GREATEST action movies of all time.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:16, archived)
Die Hard 4?

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:16, archived)
no sorry Die hard 3?

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:17, archived)
the one with Sam L Jackson in it
whatever
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:17, archived)
3

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:17, archived)
I loved that when I first saw it. I've seen it three times since,
and it's worse with each viewing. I actually prefer 2 to it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:19, archived)
You idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:20, archived)
I'm not racist, even if you are.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:31, archived)
What?
How can I be racist? I prefer the one with a black person in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)
Oh dear.
Oh dear oh dear oh dear.

It's a quotation from the not-as-good-as-I-thought-it-was film you're wanking over
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:35, archived)
I know that,
but I was playing it straight.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:37, archived)
Nothing beats the first Die Hard.
What a brilliant film.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:41, archived)
You're right there.
That stands alone as THE greatest action movie of all time. I went out to try and buy it (I got burgled last time I had it) but couldn't find it in town :(
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)
I had to copies but gave one away.
It's one of my favourite films ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)
Do you want to meet up and watch it?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:50, archived)
Only if you hold my willy.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:56, archived)
No thanks,
I just want to watch the film
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)
I'll pass then.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
Fine.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)
Gaz me if you change your mind.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:02, archived)
I'll gaz you my mobile number too

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
That's just about the most wrong thing I've ever read. And I'm including podka dots in that.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:21, archived)
I love you EVEN MORE

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:22, archived)
Wronger than 0 = 1?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)
including bob todd's and sammi's entries on THE LIST?

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)
Oh Druid :(
Also, I WAS WITTY IN THE LAST THREAD. ACKNOWLEDGE THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)
Well done in the last thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)
Come on...it was brilliant. Semillon. Because it sounds rude. Get it? SEMILLON.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:31, archived)
Sigh...
That was brilliant. Better than Eric Morecambe could have done.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)
I'm not feeling it. You've just phoned this compliment in.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:40, archived)
I don't get it.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)
You pronounce semillon 'semi-on'. See? FUNNY.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:34, archived)
OH, I see! That is very clever!

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:36, archived)
You don't get semi-ons?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:34, archived)
I do everything to the max.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:36, archived)
Ooh really.
If only my name were Max.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:37, archived)
I'd fuck you. Let's just get that out into the open right now.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:38, archived)
But that is in no way unique.
You'd probably fuck anyone who was at the Christmasbash
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:40, archived)
that's a vicious lie.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:42, archived)
Whatever.
I'm not implying you're easy. Just that all b3tans are sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)
I should leave b3ta :(

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:48, archived)
If that implication is not 100% wrong, I don't know what is.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)
Statistically, 40% of men who have stuck their peepee in my vajayjay have been b3tans.
60% have been met through the internet.

100% have been utter geeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)
That may be the most sickening thing I've ever read. And I'm including podka dots in that.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)
*takes a bow*

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:56, archived)
Fucking hell.
Just... fucking hell.

Are you allergic to real people?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)
To be honest, one of the b3tans was an accident
and the other was borne out of desperation.

I have no social skills.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
I love your sig. Again.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)
Four potential causes of pedant-rage in a mere six words.
I'm very proud of it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)
I'm assuming it's a quotation?

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)
Apparently not.
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=%22should+off+gone+to+specsavers%22&btnG=Search&meta=&aq=f&oq=

I like the suggestion after "Did you mean to search for..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
Did you mean: "should of gone to specsavers"
*facepalms*
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:11, archived)
Yes, but how many have had their cocks up your cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
Blimey, that's a bit personal.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)
I've never even had a sex.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)
Stop making fun of the geeks :(

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:03, archived)
I'm on the internet with my computer plugged into the telly. I'm, wearing a Star Wars style T shirt
and I built a Lego Halo Warthog this afternoon which is now sitting on the shelf with my video games, of which there are only just fewer than DVDs. I can't really crib geeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
You're a daywalker
You have a girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:11, archived)
She's from the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:13, archived)
I am failing to see your point

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)
Yeah I fucking love watching movies then saying the lines
All my mates think I'm cool when I do it. I'm the life of the party when I quote lines from movies
(__, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:18, archived)
You're far too into Doctor Who to ever take the piss out of anyone.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:19, archived)
How dare I enjoy Doctor Who
I must not allowed to be cynical about anyone at all
(__, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:21, archived)
You can like Doctor Who all you want,
but you've taken it further than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:22, archived)
Really. He's about as geeky as me over it.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)
I fucking love it

(__, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:25, archived)
Exactly.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)
Hey guys, friz and mot are arguing here
Lucky Ben Folds has some music to accompany: www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7-jiEbWUUc
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)
No thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:27, archived)
I quoted a film once.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:22, archived)
Which one?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)
Hold on, I'll just have to check IMDB.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:25, archived)
It's not on IMDB, now what?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)
Then it doesn't exist

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:39, archived)
What happened next?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)
I dunno, I woke up with a sore arse though.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:25, archived)
oh MOT I am not well :(

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:16, archived)
What's wrong with you?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:17, archived)
well apart from usual gastric issues
I have horrid sinus pain, my head is all foggy and achey and my nose is like a tap. Just a cold but not a nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:19, archived)
Hey, hey! How 'bout we just skip down to the part where you tell me what the fuck this has to do with me, huh?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:17, archived)
Oh man I love you so much

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:17, archived)
He wasn't saying 'Jesus', he was saying 'Hey, Zeus!'.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)
Ooh, the nuns are evil.
I WASN'T expecting that.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:18, archived)
srsly?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:20, archived)
She's going to have dinner with a tranny who is now dressed straight!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)
Oh boy, wait until you find out who Keyser Söze is.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:25, archived)
Kevin Spacey.
Look, that film was ruined for me long before I saw it, so I can only hope I've just ruined it for someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:31, archived)
I've still never seen it. I don't really see much point in trying to watch it.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:31, archived)
in day of the triffids,
they all end up
on the isle of white.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)
Oh shit.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)
it's true, i read the book.
mind you. that doesn't mean they do in this.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:41, archived)
dressing gay is different to dressing tranny.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:31, archived)
I'm thinking giant plants that move at like 1mph wouldn't be much of a threat
especially if you wear glasses since they only seem to attack your eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)
The stings are poisonous anyway though.
this woman is annoyingly gaspy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)
Oh man, citroen 2cv
The perfect getaway vehicle if painted in DAZZLE CAMOUFLAGE
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:37, archived)
KIDS WITH GUNS

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:39, archived)
I like their goggles

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:41, archived)
AND NOW HANNIBAL LECTER!

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:42, archived)
I was thinking they were quite steampunk
Oooh, reckon they're going to have sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:43, archived)
the book is really about how society would cope if it lost one of its senses.
how precarious human existence really is.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)
They seem to have missed out the
"secret weapon blinds everyone" aspect...
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:49, archived)
so when we going out?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)
I like this joke.
You're joking.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
I am not joking.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
You're insane.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:00, archived)
He's having a tough time of it at the moment.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)
I actually am!
So, let's go on a date.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
That should not get between us!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
Clay. Bill Clay.
/retro
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:20, archived)
I have a headache, I have a VERY BAD headache

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:21, archived)
Oh Mooey I love you too

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:22, archived)
yipee ki yay motherfucker

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:43, archived)
So YOU'RE the fiend.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:50, archived)
you mean he might be a lorry not carrying a full load?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:07, archived)