Fucking hell.
Just... fucking hell.

Are you allergic to real people?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)

To be honest, one of the b3tans was an accident
and the other was borne out of desperation.

I have no social skills.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)

I love your sig. Again.

( Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)

Four potential causes of pedant-rage in a mere six words.
I'm very proud of it.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)

I'm assuming it's a quotation?

( Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)

Apparently not.
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=%22should+off+gone+to+specsavers%22&btnG=Search&meta=&aq=f&oq=

I like the suggestion after "Did you mean to search for..."
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)

Did you mean: "should of gone to specsavers"
*facepalms*
( Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:11, archived)