Mainly because the lecturers are shit.
They don't actually teach, just relay the information. If I hadn't done most of the material before, I'd probably be struggling too.

I've spent the best part of this year helping my fellow students understand what the fuck went on that day. There's only about 3 of us passing everything first time with any decent grades.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:28, archived)

this is terrifying

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:30, archived)

Gluey, I think you've hit the nail right on the head there.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:31, archived)

I'm afraid to say that most of the stuff this year is biology, chemistry, psychology, English and ICT
Which I'm not fucking bad at all at.

Though reading back, I am tonight. That will be due to drinking. Snow day tomorrow.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:33, archived)

So basic foundation modules then?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:35, archived)

<s>foundation modules</s> SATs/11+

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:36, archived)

Not quite
The actual practical stuff I can't really comment on; I have previous experience with a lot of the stuff and I don't know how the other students are working out.

If you failed the NHS module then you'd need shooting.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:36, archived)

do yo just keep dbeig able to do gcse's because you are so ugly you look retarted?

( mongychops, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:38, archived)

Yep
GCSE midwifery
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:40, archived)

Christ.
Will you be administering the gin and air?
( nick the greek, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:43, archived)

She'll be grabbing the poor bleeder's legs and trying to stop it crawling back in.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:46, archived)

To be fair
Gin is the worst drink ever. I rate it under Cinzano. So, nope.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:48, archived)

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, I rest my case.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:54, archived)

Is it a case of Gin?

( nick the greek, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:57, archived)

What about air?
Got any opinions on air?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:56, archived)

Apart from the fact that the London stuff is poisoning me
No
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:58, archived)

Try Plymouth instead.

( nick the greek, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 23:01, archived)

I see what you did there

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 23:04, archived)

No, silly, they need her in the school otherwise everyone else will emerge uneducated.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:40, archived)

Don't get me wrong here
I'm not the only person who gets the course, but only a few of us do. The other few don't speak well enough English to relay the information.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:43, archived)

Me speak well enough English.

( nick the greek, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:44, archived)

Me thick forrin. You me help.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:46, archived)

Actually, if you read that
I said the 'forrin's are the ones who DO understand it!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:49, archived)

Him english not well.

( nick the greek, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:50, archived)

Me fail 11+.
Me need shooting.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:53, archived)

You didn't, right?

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:59, archived)

I thought you were the thick one.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:33, archived)

No, that's something that was drawn based on my opinion
Academically, and professionally, I'm not too bad.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:34, archived)