piston broke?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:44, archived)

i really need to get round to transcribing his routine
so that i can do it at a stand up gig.
this is genuine by the way.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:47, archived)

I don't think anybody has managed to listen to the whole thing.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:49, archived)

I have...
I have...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:50, archived)

...mostly

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:51, archived)

I was squirting in my seat all the way though. I may write it all out tonight.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:55, archived)

if you do i absolutely promise to read it out on stage,
word for word.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:56, archived)

This, is a challenge.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:59, archived)

also an opportunity for people
to meet ME!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:01, archived)

CATG!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:02, archived)

does that still even happen?
if not i'd have to find an open mic night thing somewhere. i think this could work. i'll get doveston to play some funky bongo beats in the background for me.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:04, archived)

i have a lot.
i managed to write out a few lines and everything.
i truly reckon i could make it funny.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:51, archived)

Say it all backwards with a Tiny Tim soundtrack

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:54, archived)

if anyone wants to make a script of it,
i will willingly come to london and perform it at the george.
deal.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:55, archived)

I reckon I'd be quite good at stand up
at times at least...
when i have a rant about stuff I normally have people laughing...

although I don't think quick enough to handle hecklers...

saying that, I suppose it's all preparation
(likeajackhammer, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:51, archived)

i get people laughing whenever i wants to.
that don't mean i'd be no good at standup innit.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:52, archived)

i once spent ten minutes talking about how my mother punched a beagle,
and a crowd of laughing people gathered.
true story.
maybe i could do stand up! about my mum punching a beagle.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:53, archived)