Doesn't sound complicated to me.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:31, archived)

No me neither, but women have a way of complicating things.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:32, archived)

And it's your job to simplify things.
I'd advise an ULTIMATUM!
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:33, archived)

Yeah. Put her on the spot.
If she then decides to not stay with you then you count as the dump-er and win the relationship.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:35, archived)

And then shit on her mum.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:37, archived)

Have a valentine's card burning ceremony.
And then stick your winky in her foo-foo.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:33, archived)