Mono's bumhole sometimes produces gas which smells like shit, which is then inadvertantly inhaled by a fat lass.(
Zuowan, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:13,
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Mono's bumhole produces most of the gas used by the UK(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:14,
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It's conveniently situated just behind the world's smallest gasometer(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:16,
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