Fuck that shit, let's talk about Mono's bumhole.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:53, archived)

A tribe called quest live in Mono's bumhole

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:53, archived)

mono's bumhole ran for president of guam

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:57, archived)

Mono's bumhole was responsible for the Berlin Wall

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:57, archived)

Mono's bumhole tastes like aniseed.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:06, archived)

you little head wrong.

( jenpots, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:06, archived)

Mono's bumhole is bidding to host the Olympics

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:07, archived)

the edge of mono's bumhole is a popular spot for base jumping

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:09, archived)

I hear good things about holidays in Mono's bumhole

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:11, archived)

My parents went to Mono's bumhole
and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:13, archived)

Mono's bumhole sometimes produces gas which smells like shit, which is then inadvertantly inhaled by a fat lass.

( Zuowan, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:13, archived)

Mono's bumhole produces most of the gas used by the UK

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:14, archived)

It's conveniently situated just behind the world's smallest gasometer

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:16, archived)

I heard they filmed the snake pit in indiana jones there

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:13, archived)

Mono's bumhole is red and has podka dots on :)

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:09, archived)

you just won the internet

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:10, archived)

That's the third time this week.

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:16, archived)

I heard the prize was ten minutes of sunlight

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:16, archived)

I wish it was, it's all grey and miserable atm :(

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)

WE'VE GOT SNOW

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:20, archived)

Can they kick it?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:57, archived)

yes, they can

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:58, archived)

YEAH
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21817
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:53, archived)

haha

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:55, archived)

make a banner so i can link you up!

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:57, archived)

ARG I keep forgetting
I need to write my CV tonight so I will do it after that. PROMISE x
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:58, archived)

whee!

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:09, archived)

i.cr3ation.co.uk/dl/s1/jpg/8869.119548a75f77dfee105af331d5dc4768_dinohoodiesig.jpg
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:58, archived)

needs to be vertical
:)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:00, archived)

i need a vertical one
it'd going in the sidebar of my blog and if i scale that one down i reckon the text will be unreadable
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:00, archived)

MAKE UP YOUR MIND

(motsy isn't really here, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:01, archived)

yeah, i'm dumb and i hoped i endited before anyone saw
QUICK AS A CAT, YOU ARE
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:05, archived)

ENDITING?

(motsy isn't really here, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:07, archived)

*pounces*
*mauls*
(motsy isn't really here, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:07, archived)

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:07, archived)

it needs to come forwards out of the screen in the third dimension

(motsy isn't really here, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:01, archived)

oh bum

(motsy isn't really here, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:02, archived)

I think you need James Cameron for that

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:02, archived)

Haha 3D banner ads

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:03, archived)

hahaha
It should just be a video of me jumping about in one, I think
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:03, archived)

fucking hell, a little 3D Spangolin jumping about

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:04, archived)

enf enf enf
jumping from key to key on your keyboard

enf enf enf
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:05, archived)

make it so

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:08, archived)

i had to suppress a powerful urge just then
to clap with glee like a retard
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:08, archived)

enf clunk enf clunk
typing in www.dinohoodie.com
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:11, archived)

STOP IT, I'M AT WORK!

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:11, archived)

ohh wait, I can jump over HERE and push your mouse about
eeeenf enf
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:15, archived)

if i die of suppressed giggles, you'll be SO sorry

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:19, archived)

put an upended glass over her.
it'll also mute the enfing.
(motsy isn't really here, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:20, archived)

although you might hear the odd "gnnnnnnnngggh" as she pushes against the glass.

(motsy isn't really here, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:21, archived)

hahaha

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:26, archived)

eventually you'll get bored.
you'll spend a while pushing your face against the glass and making pob faces, but then you'll flop down and play with your toes, before falling asleep zzz
(motsy isn't really here, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:28, archived)

That's the one I use on my guild forum anyway :)

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:03, archived)

oh man I'm so there

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:56, archived)

I'm there already
it's fucking amazing, come down.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:57, archived)

I will!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:00, archived)

isn't that where Friz's baby came from?

( likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:54, archived)

Fuck, it really is half term isn't it.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:54, archived)

yeah badger is well known for being school age and thus only able to post at half terms
what the fuck honestly shut up already
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:58, archived)

I haven't seen it.
Maybe you can describe it for me.
( Zuowan, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:55, archived)

this is a little dull

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:56, archived)

YOUR BUMHOLE

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:56, archived)

you know what IS dull, though!
throwing a pie plate across a field!
( likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:57, archived)

Oh now.
Dogs LOVE it.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:57, archived)

SHITSHUTUPHUTUPIT'S A SPORT

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:58, archived)

repeating a joke is also not dull

( __, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:58, archived)

oh man advice from friz on what is dull OH MAN IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE FRIZ IS UNBEARABLY DULL

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:59, archived)

Friz lecturing anyone on comedy?
Now that IS funny.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:59, archived)

now now he has his own telly show and everything dontchaknow

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:01, archived)

I'm terribly sorry...
it seems that I wasn't on here when this was done to death...

possibly I was too busy doing other things away from my computer
( likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:59, archived)

would you like to take this opportunity to talk about yourself...?
or has that been done to death too?!

honestly Stephen, I just can't keep up these days...
( likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:01, archived)

*THE REAL NAME BEING USED ON B3TA BELL*
*gazzes CR3*
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:03, archived)

ZOMG!
quick! batten down the hatches!
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:05, archived)

I just don't want to grind down the Z, I, F, and R keys on my keyboard
because I begin to lose control of my bladder and diaphragm when he posts, obviously...
( likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:05, archived)

You crazy racist

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:00, archived)

aww man, totally replying to Friz here

( __, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:01, archived)

*hugs*
*pats on the head*
( jenpots, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:01, archived)

Tell us why you had a breakdown yesterday please?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:01, archived)

his brain had an irregular idle stepper motor

( likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:02, archived)

I'm suprised he's not telling us, we're all quite interested
and will show him some attention.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:03, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6517813
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:04, archived)

yes it is no fun us only being exposed to part of his breakdown,

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:02, archived)

i could
but i could also just say some repetitive jokes. Maybe i'll blame sammi's deafness, baldmonkey's catlegs, ultimate frisbee, my fat face, dinosaur clothing, mono's bumhole, sticky label abandoning a pregnant girl, dyslexia, or two b3tans sleeping with each other. it'll then go on the popular page and everyone can have a fucking giggle because i mentioned an event that they read about seventeen minutes earlier.
( __, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:04, archived)

ooooooooh.
handbags.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:05, archived)

You missed out your baby having cancer
at least try and keep up.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:05, archived)

oh yes, that hilarious nugget of a satirical joke
heaven forfend i don't mention that example of shitcockery.
( __, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:07, archived)

when are dead baby jokes acceptable friz?
do we have to wait until yours is all grown up?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:08, archived)

Hold on a minute, Frizzle
are you angry at the internet because you were being shit? That's not very fair on the internet, you know.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:09, archived)

oh i see he's upset because nobody liked a joke he made.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:10, archived)

god it would be funny if his baby's head exploded or something

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:07, archived)

Oh man
imagine if his baby exploded all over his fat fucking face and then he went on fire? That shit would be mint.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:11, archived)

i would wank into the bloody lumpy charred remains of friz's face and baby

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:12, archived)

That would get so many hits on youtube
and we'd all rofl and say how ironic it was that Friz was finally getting attention from the internet, despite him and his baby being dead.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:14, archived)

i don't actually want his baby to be dead.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:16, archived)

Neither do I
don't tell him that, though.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:18, archived)

needs more casual racism

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:06, archived)

oh friz you totally summed up the internet we all hang on your every word

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:06, archived)

I was nice to you :o(
I gave you pointless internet hugs and everything!
( jenpots, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:06, archived)

i think he's just angry because we haven't given him enough attention.
or the right sort of attention. or something. god knows he's a fucking spastic.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:09, archived)

you know... I had some bad news yesterday... news that could have implications for myself and my entire family
you should have seen me, flapping around the house like a divvy because I couldn't get online to spaz out
( likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:07, archived)

did sammi give your baby uglydeafness
and then baldmonkey sold it to a black man who put it in a washing machine and then was reassembled on his lawn much to the detriment of sticky label who is also his wife
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:08, archived)

yeah

( __, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:10, archived)

gosh anyone would think you didn't like it here.
yesterday on here was pretty awful though :( i need to find some new websites.
i hope your stuff sorts itself out soon :)
(motsy isn't really here, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:10, archived)

Groundhog Day is a very good film.

( Zuowan, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:02, archived)

i fucking LOVE groundhog day

( __, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:04, archived)

BING!

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:11, archived)

i do wish adam would stop banging on about ultimate frisbee
it really does my head in.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:58, archived)

Brilliant retort there
from someone with ill-placed self-worth.
It's a sport, other people think it's a sport and have the same belief in their own cause like you do with your dogshit of an excuse of a blog. I suggest you go away and come back with some fucking inkling of inter-personal skills such as humility and politeness
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:00, archived)

lolololol
offline lol.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:00, archived)

you are mistaking me for someone with self worth!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:02, archived)

Wow, that's the most over the top reply to a post I've seen in ages
Kudos
( Theoban What of it, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:04, archived)

oh man, I can't tell what's serious and what's not today

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:06, archived)

wrong

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:08, archived)

incredibly dull

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:09, archived)

fucking unoriginal

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:09, archived)

FRISBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:10, archived)

I actually want to find out where you live and kick your teeth in
how have you made me this angry?
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:14, archived)

hahahahahahaha
this is golden.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:16, archived)

How is it golden?

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)

i would be suprised if you could get your feet that high.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:18, archived)

Unless you've cut your hair recently
I could get some grip on that
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:21, archived)

if you could reach it.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:23, archived)

I'm not that short
or are you incredibly tall?
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:26, archived)

he's like the jolly green giant

( __, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:28, archived)

i forgot to add
"before i ripped your arms from their sockets"
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:28, archived)

By not taking ultimate frizbee seriously?

( Zuowan, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:20, archived)

No
by copying and pasting something I said ages ago to someone else. It's got nothing to do with Amorous, he's just being a cunt
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:22, archived)

hold on why are you angry at me?
i've only made fun of people who have a go at you for playing frisbee, and said the word frisbee, albeit elongated.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:25, archived)

I'm glad you stay around to whine
You make me look like so much less of a cunt in comparison
( __, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:25, archived)

not really i'm afraid friz.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:27, archived)

Don't you have some personal family whineywhiney boohoo situation
you need to occupy yourself with?
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:33, archived)

And it's off to the popular page with you.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:26, archived)

ULTIMATE ANGRY

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:38, archived)

why are you biting?
have you not realised this only makes things worse?
( likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:11, archived)

XTREME INCREDIBLY DULL FUCKING UNORIGINAL

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:12, archived)

Nope.
Word for word/

b3ta.com/talk/6682898
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:13, archived)

i agree with him about the blog bit actually

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:15, archived)

what's the point in you doing this?

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:15, archived)

The lulz.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:19, archived)

Thought so
it's working
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:23, archived)

well you claimed it was wrong so i guess he naturally wanted to prove that it was not.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:22, archived)

I thought you'd had some kind of breakdown for a minute there

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:15, archived)

haha

( likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:00, archived)

I don't care about mono's bum hole, I care that 500ml bottles of coke and the like have gone up to £1.15 around here
that used to be train station prices :(
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:08, archived)

they're cheaper in Mono's bumhole

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:09, archived)