I see a red door and I want it painted black.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 9:07, archived)

when it's a jar

( spacefish bong!, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 9:13, archived)

It'll need undercoating
eggshell or gloss? Bit busy at the minute, mid-March OK? Drop of milk, 2 sugars, ta.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 9:19, archived)

I can do you a discount on some nice new door 'andles
Chrome ones. Look laavly on there, they will.
Got some other stuff in the van, I'll bring it round.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 9:47, archived)