Why would I offer you an alternative? I don't need one.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:23, archived)

Ah, the sound of silence.
Which, I can also appreciate. However, it's really shit at working as a wake-up alarm.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:23, archived)

is it also shit at lulling you to sleep?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:24, archived)

Since I don't actually get "silence" in London, I would suggest yes.
I also listen to the radio for the enjoyment of discovering new music, hearing interesting DJ's and listening to music that I enjoy. Again, it's preference. I prefer to listen to music rather than nothing. I like the joy that music can bring.

I still don't know why that makes me a wanker?
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:27, archived)

YOU MUST ACCEPT YOUR FATE AS A WANKER
IT HAS BEEN DECREED STOP RESISTING
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:27, archived)

*wanks*
Hmm.. that was quite fun.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:29, archived)

Speedy, too.
Impressive.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:31, archived)

Years of practice.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:32, archived)

Let's be honest
it's the frenetic bouts of masturbation that make you a wanker.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:29, archived)

Good point.

( Druid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:30, archived)

Guilty as charged.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:31, archived)