I met her down the boozer amongst a group of vulnerable women and she was the foxiest so I wooed her with food

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:38, archived)

Feeder, eh?

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:41, archived)

He threw peanuts at her all night

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:42, archived)

I bet she clapped like a seal

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:44, archived)

with her fanny lips

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:44, archived)

Then she lined up 4 blokes' cocks and played them like a circus seal playing horns.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:49, archived)

I've seen her do that
She has a video with 'football' crossed out and 'Us' written in in red felt tip.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:53, archived)

Are you trying to suggest that Bogbrush's missus has a massive gipper?
Because if you are trying to suggest that Bogbrush's missus has a massive gipper, I'll have to assume that that Bogbrush's missus has a massive gipper.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:50, archived)

It's like a hairy standing ovation

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:52, archived)

This is what she claims these days.
If ever she complains about putting weight on, like women do for no good reason, I just tell her she'll look lovely with an apple in her mouth in a gravy bath. I always sleep on my own after that.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:43, archived)