The only people who should drink gin are old cat ladies and unwilling expectant mothers.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:30, archived)

And people who play cricket or croquet and eat cucumber sandwiches.

(Redonkulous is Friz, bou, Syncubus, etc DON'T BE REDONKULOUS!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:32, archived)

I see what you've done there,
you've mistaken gin for pimms.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:34, archived)

I think G&Ts are reasonably classic in those situations too.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:35, archived)

It's quite a refreshing summer drink.

(Redonkulous is Friz, bou, Syncubus, etc DON'T BE REDONKULOUS!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:39, archived)

I stand corrected.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:39, archived)

lol you tried to pick on staplegun
But TFD white knighted
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:49, archived)

No,
I tried to pick on TFD, and TFD stood up for her sexy self.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:50, archived)

Sure man
sure
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:51, archived)

Her name's a misnomer.
She's not a furry.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:53, archived)

Just because you've never been invited to her parties
doesn't mean you can reliably say she isn't a furry.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:55, archived)

even if he had been, he still couldn't be sure if there were a fursuit under the full body nappy or noit

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:03, archived)

noit?
was this a typo or something or is noit really tfd, in a furry suit, with a body nappy on?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:05, archived)

No, you've got the wrong end of the stick
Gin is produced by old cat ladies and expectant mothers, it is their tears. This product is then available for mass consumption and enjoyed by all manner of excellent people.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:35, archived)

I'm going to have to check wikipedia to confirm.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:40, archived)