Hello!
I live in cardiff now. Where do you live? Should I drink gin now?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:24, archived)

Leeds
and yes
( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:25, archived)

Near the top!
SSG, yes indeed you should drink gin, specifically with me! I'll be in Cardiff Friday-Sunday. It will be all kinds of yes!
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:21, archived)

The only people who should drink gin are old cat ladies and unwilling expectant mothers.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:30, archived)

And people who play cricket or croquet and eat cucumber sandwiches.

(Redonkulous is Friz, bou, Syncubus, etc DON'T BE REDONKULOUS!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:32, archived)

I see what you've done there,
you've mistaken gin for pimms.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:34, archived)

I think G&Ts are reasonably classic in those situations too.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:35, archived)

It's quite a refreshing summer drink.

(Redonkulous is Friz, bou, Syncubus, etc DON'T BE REDONKULOUS!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:39, archived)

I stand corrected.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:39, archived)

lol you tried to pick on staplegun
But TFD white knighted
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:49, archived)

No,
I tried to pick on TFD, and TFD stood up for her sexy self.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:50, archived)

Sure man
sure
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:51, archived)

Her name's a misnomer.
She's not a furry.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:53, archived)

Just because you've never been invited to her parties
doesn't mean you can reliably say she isn't a furry.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:55, archived)

even if he had been, he still couldn't be sure if there were a fursuit under the full body nappy or noit

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:03, archived)

noit?
was this a typo or something or is noit really tfd, in a furry suit, with a body nappy on?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:05, archived)

No, you've got the wrong end of the stick
Gin is produced by old cat ladies and expectant mothers, it is their tears. This product is then available for mass consumption and enjoyed by all manner of excellent people.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:35, archived)

I'm going to have to check wikipedia to confirm.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:40, archived)

I think we are having house drinks and possible river side pub drinks friday. Saturday is gin day, sunday we may be doing a roast. You are welcome to join at any point!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:35, archived)

I will gaz you my real details so that we can actually meet up.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:37, archived)

Gin gin gin

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:47, archived)

I live here.
Yes.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:25, archived)

I live in my house.
I'm going to a gig in seven minutes. I will drink gin on your behalf. You're welcome.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:26, archived)

I live in [omitted data] now.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:27, archived)

I live in a house.
No, gin is for girls.
(Redonkulous is Friz, bou, Syncubus, etc DON'T BE REDONKULOUS!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:29, archived)

fuck right off!
Its the drink we conquered the fuzzy wuzzies with!
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:36, archived)

Menopausal women, surely.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:37, archived)

Girls all seem pretty on the ball, must be good!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:37, archived)

Girls have tits and fannies
Seems to me this 'gin' is more miracle than drink
( Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:40, archived)

Hello
Whitstable. Yes, drinking gin makes you drink more.
(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:33, archived)

Hah, you fucking cunt, thinking you're so much better than Herne Bay
you know what, chuppa-chump? You're no Faversham.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:40, archived)

Actually...
I want to move out of here due to the high ratio of chavs/yuppies to decent people.
(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:42, archived)

I swapped Thanet for Warsaw
it's that bad
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:45, archived)

Good swap.
I think the only thing you're missing here are the potholes.
(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:48, archived)

Chaversham

( spesh., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:48, archived)

Shitstable.

(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:49, archived)

Cunterbury

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:50, archived)

Gashford

(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:53, archived)

Mingester

( spesh., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:54, archived)

Tittingbourne

(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:56, archived)

Penistone
Oh wait...
( spesh., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:58, archived)

croydon

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:03, archived)

oh don't be DISGUSTING!

( spesh., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:17, archived)

i almost said
sutton but i thought nah, let's really push the boat out
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:26, archived)

Cleckheaton.
If you want, and don't mind the taste of spinsters' tears.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:35, archived)

I live in Cork city centre
It is a nice apartment. I have a big window. My flatmate is making burgers for tea. I shall eat some of them.

I have just booked my journey home for my Mother's 50th birthday. I am very excited about this.

Hello.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:35, archived)

I can see the millenium stadium from my bedroom!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:43, archived)

You should go and stand in front of it and see if you get taken down to an underground secret lair

( Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:43, archived)

That only happens down the bay by the opera house surely!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:52, archived)

boob city

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:42, archived)

Surely
Tittycity
(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:43, archived)

Titopolis?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:43, archived)

Breastopia

( Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:44, archived)

The Westbreast
is the best breast.
(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:45, archived)

BIG SHOUT OUT FO THE BREAST COAST Y'ALL

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:45, archived)

i like breast coast

(__, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:48, archived)

It's nearly as good as living out in the cuntryside.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:50, archived)

No no no
Cuntryside is killing Piers Morgan.
(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:52, archived)

Well played there person with blue name.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:54, archived)

Cuntstantinipple.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:47, archived)

Breicester

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:53, archived)

^

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:51, archived)

I know where I live

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:43, archived)

in my experience, the internet never tells one not to drink
i have co-op honey ale. it's good
( spacefish bong!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:53, archived)

Hopefully I'll be living in Brighton come September
we should have a b4sh
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:57, archived)

I like Brighton

( spesh., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:25, archived)

especially the Seven Stars

( spesh., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:49, archived)

I haven't been to Brighton in years

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:03, archived)

I live in different places at different times of the year. You should give the gin to me.
( Poppy The Platypus was abducted by an army of toast soldiers on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:13, archived)

Hello new person, I was new last week.

(Redonkulous is Friz, bou, Syncubus, etc DON'T BE REDONKULOUS!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:15, archived)

Hello.

( Poppy The Platypus was abducted by an army of toast soldiers on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:17, archived)

And you survived it
I'm impressed
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:57, archived)

Then again I'm easily impressed

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:59, archived)

*flashes penis at Maximiniminiminiminimus*
that easily impressed?
( spesh., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:13, archived)

Fucking hell, 2 hard inches!
PHWOAR
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:14, archived)

Optical illusion
He shaves so it looks longer.
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:14, archived)

Cardiff eh.
Yeah have some gin, celebrate Cardiff
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:23, archived)

Capital of cool.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:43, archived)

Near to Nottingham

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:51, archived)

I live in Epsom
it#'s well posh
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:59, archived)

Is it Unbelieve! Able! ?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:02, archived)

oops
I didn't mean to put that in
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:06, archived)

Near ull
White russian time for me. No Gin left.
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:17, archived)