I read this as:
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:19, archived)

You need to take evening classes then.

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:21, archived)

in what, exactly?
come on, chubby, I don't have the time to string this out - just say what you mean and then you can go and eat a rack of lamb.
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:22, archived)

In reading you thick fucking prick :)

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:25, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6724984
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:26, archived)

is that the title of a book?
or should there be a comma in there?

Tell you what, you have a little quiet time.
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:28, archived)

Top pedantry there, Robin

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:41, archived)

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
quite time...
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:42, archived)

Evening classes for you
I expect you'll edit that though.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:44, archived)

why would I?
that's just silly
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)

Racists are usually virgins
Due to being very unattractive, a bit dim and prone to irrational stropping.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:22, archived)

sounds like every chav woman I've seen on Jeremy Kyle

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:31, archived)