I have had serious relationships with Wormulus (although I don't count that as it started before either of us had accounts), SexFace and Azra3l.
Not at the same time though obvs.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:48, archived)

Thank you, it's gone in this week's B3ta Cut Out And Keep Ring Binder Pull Out Segment in the Guardian

( Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:50, archived)

I've never slept with a b3tan.*
I feel like I'm missing out or I'm not doing it right.

*Apart from Damion
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:54, archived)

Errrrrrrrr.
Damion is the worst. He tried to text flirt with me on Christmas Day once. I'm so glad the delectable Spangles is well shot of him.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:57, archived)

This.
She's way too lovely for him. She's even too lovely for Cr3, that's just how lovely she is
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:00, archived)

Now see I liked Damion
I never had a problem with him.

*shrugs*
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:02, archived)

You're a bloke though, innit.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:07, archived)

Ahh

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:08, archived)

He never came on to you and asked you what you were wearing and if you wanted to go for a drink on Christmas Day!

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:11, archived)