I feel exactly the same way.
I had a shower about 2 hours ago and I'd rather not de-clean my bottom so soon.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:15, archived)

but if you've moisturised thoroughly after your shower
it'll slide right out.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:30, archived)