Guess we better evacuate then
Come on guys, let's abandon this fire
(__, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 14:43, archived)

It would have to be pretty hot for the street itself to be on fire
what's the burning temperature of asphalt?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 14:44, archived)

It's flashpoint is about 370deg C

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 14:47, archived)

The mob would be fairly well pacified at that temperature
this song is a lie
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 14:48, archived)

Much as I like Clutch,
I wouldn't take their lyrics as necessarily true.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:25, archived)

let alone coherent
to be fair, I found them after looking for a digital copy of Riddley Walker, wasn't expecting a whole lot of sense.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:27, archived)

Oh mns.
Oh MNS.

OH MNS

OH MNS
OH MNS
OH MNS
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:23, archived)

What? Have you never had oven-baked asphalt before?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 16:07, archived)

I mean maybe if you're enough of a beaker
the person who started the fire just won't let you see it anymore.

Or it'll just die all by itself of cot death.

Or it will fail to really have any impact on the people around it because it developed autism that was poorly dealt with because the neglectful parents were too busy making music videos for the internet to catch the early warning signs.
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:18, archived)

hahaha
ZING
( mongychops, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:33, archived)

right

(__, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 16:47, archived)