So the formula for The Sun newspaper writing about b3ta users being: <internet word> <nouns>
How about:
Internet Bastards
Electronic Racists
Tech-Savvy Transexuals
iCupboards
Elite Erections
Science Spanners
LOLBrains
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:51, archived)

Waki Funsters!

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:58, archived)

or Computer Cows
or PC Pigeons.
(Testicles just for you, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)

Fat cunts

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)

CatLegs.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)

TERRIBLE BULLYING OF POOR DECEASED BALDMONKEY (RIP)!
ALWAYS IN R HEDS!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:09, archived)

TechnoPaedos.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:01, archived)

/boardnazis
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:05, archived)

ilike breasts

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:06, archived)

I like breasts.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived)

I LIKE BREASTS

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:12, archived)

i fucking love you've been framed

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:14, archived)

I like breasts too!

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:17, archived)

I like minge

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:23, archived)

Minge is fun most of the time

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)

AWW SHEEEEIT!

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)

*Bums*

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:29, archived)

Monday morning bum train!

*bums*
( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:29, archived)

I DIDN'T AGREE TO THIS!

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)

Yes you did.
It was in the terms and conditions when you joined.
*Bums*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:44, archived)