A Web Wizard just sounds like an internet paedophile whose really good at his hobby.
Is is me or do Wizards all have an air of kiddy fiddling about them?

Morning all!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:20, archived)

It's the beard
and Gandalf is always hanging around with short people.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:21, archived)

You SHALL NOT grow PUBES!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)

Alright Deeg

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)

word up flower fists

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)

I was in that London at the weekend

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)

I heard you were in saaaff Lundun.
you poor, poor schlag.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:52, archived)

Oi, there's nowt wrong wiv Sarf Lahdahn.
It's well cool, innit.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:55, archived)

he did have to see Croydon though
poor soul :P
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)

The chavs fighting while we were waiting for the bus was fantastic!

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)

haha oh yeah
great, lets have a shouting match in the street. While our children watch. And everyone at the bus stop.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)

Or "Little Hellmand" as it's better known..

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:58, archived)

In Sword In The Stone
during the "Higgidy Piggidy Laadeedaa" song when Merlin has all the inanimate objects dancing around, during the bit with the sugar pot constantly adding more and more sugar to the cup, just out of frame, Merlin is tickling Arthur's bollocks with his bottom lip.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)

If this isn't true I'm going to hurt myself via the means of a carpet burn

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)

What, even Paul Daniels?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)

You might like this, nonce a lot

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)

It must be troo then.
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)

Debbie Mcgee is really a 10 year old boy

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)

Oh noes!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)

Who can forget Tommy Cooper's:
"Small child, cock. Cock, small child"?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)