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You're the one bitching. We wouldn't be having this conversation if you weren't writing your bitchy responses to everything I post.
And
a) Judging from all Lu said about you when she dumped you, you ARE looking for a mother figure girlfriend.
b) Your girlfriend is a dull loud post-menopausal Mo Mowlam look a like. I can't imagine any other reason you'd be with her.
c) Your life is shit; you are an alcoholic, with a shit job living in a rented room with friends he made on the internet.
d) Your son is a fucking prick. You annoyed everyone when you brought him along uninvited, especially as your invite was only so that SF and Gonz could come.
e) My children aren't disabled or mongs, so it isn't terribly upsetting when you keep saying that.
f) No offence, don't threaten to kill yourself again, board banter etc.

keeping this on the popular page
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:32, archived)
*gets the popcorn*
These internet spats are so much better from the outside
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:35, archived)
Sorry.
I'm going to have to cut it short.
I'm going to go watch TV and check ebay PSP prices.
If it helps read these two lines over and over:

- You aren't funny.
- Your life is shit.
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:36, archived)
Glad you are above all this.

(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 1:42, archived)
All this needs is photos of all the people involved.

(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:38, archived)
^this
and private gazzes and 'YOU SAID THAT YOU LOVED ME'
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:39, archived)
I never believed it when HE said it.
Mike, do i get to go on the list yet?
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:44, archived)
personally i want to see just how much the girlfriend looks like mo mowlam
because she's pretty hot
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:46, archived)
Yeah, but you're not funny, baldmonkey, so there.
I am though. Oh yes.
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:35, archived)
Of course you are.
*pats on head*
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:41, archived)
Really?
Thank you for your insightful response. I hope it was 5 minutes well spent. I'm sorry If I ever was depressed on the board, but I'd rather have been that than some kind of cunt that takes great joy in pissing people off like some kind of disabled school bully. He actually isn't my son, and he had as much right to be in MY house as you did. apologies if i didn't pander enough to you and give you a piece of cardboard to feel one of the gang. trust me, it's a treasured possession, honest. goodbye baldmonkey.
(9 minutes! wow! i must have been upset. where's my medicine?)
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:40, archived)
I also clicked I like this
because you are so hilarious. it's like a comedy store gig in my head and you weren't invited.
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 22:26, archived)
glad nobody is overreacting.

(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 1:40, archived)