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I'm going to blow £150 on something because I'm in the mood for it.
I keep thinking I might get a PSP but I have a feeling I will hardly use it.
Do any readers have interesting stories about PSPs?
Maybe I will get a cakewalk keyboard or soundcard instead. I don't know.
I'd pretty much only be buying the PSP for beaterator. And maybe invisimals
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:12, archived)
An rnuk bar tab.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:12, archived)
you can stick your PSP right up your japs eye!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:14, archived)
CAn I?
That's a tick in the pro column.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:15, archived)
I'm going to buy a laptop and a satelite dish on Friday
And some sweets. Probably midget gems.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:14, archived)
sports mixture ftw

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:15, archived)
I'm a big fan of the coconut mushroom too

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:17, archived)
i dunno, that sounds terribly athletic
i'm not sure i'd like to be reminded of healthy exercise while eating sweets (and crying in my darkened room)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:29, archived)
Will you be getting satellite broadband?
-and by that I mean the 900Mbps kind, not the Sky Broadband kind
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:17, archived)
No
I hope that this doesn't disappoint you. As long as I can watch German birds getting pissed on and play stuff from Kongregate I'm happy with my internets.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:18, archived)
Not at all, it's extortionately pricey
but just imagine how many videos of bavarian scat and watersports you could download at those speeds
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:20, archived)
All you then need is a hollowed out volcano and a job lot of orange jumpsuits and lackeys
and then you're all set to rule the world.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:41, archived)
I've got a day off on Tuesday
I'll do that then
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:47, archived)
my psp traveled oz with me, never used it, still dont,

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:15, archived)
I have a feeling this is what mine would be like.
I won't bother.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:21, archived)
my son uses it someties, but he prefers his ds

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:23, archived)
I might look for a cheap second hand one and buy the cakewalk keyboard instead.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:27, archived)
This is about 150 quid
moto.allegro.pl/item1075812687_fiat_2300_unikat.html
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:15, archived)
That'd be cool.
Running costs and that, though.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:16, archived)
you don't have to run, that's why you buy the car

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:19, archived)
Oh, I doubt it'll run
you just park it on your driveway, lie in the back, and wank yourself into a glaze of semen
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:29, archived)
That would be fun.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:34, archived)
needs more fluffy dice

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:18, archived)
PSP GO
has been a bit tricky for the adopted mong son of my mother figure girlfriend..
You should get one for you and the kids, I hear it's good for keeping the disabled occupied.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:16, archived)
Jesus fucking Christ.
Look, I am terribly sorry that your life is shit. I can't help that mine is going well, I don't have a nice life to spite you, please stop taking offence.
These things are not my fault. Bitchy replies to every post I make won't change that.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:21, archived)
It's shit in your opinion, which means nothing.
But if you wish to bring real world things to the board (which is (a) none of your business, and (b) none of your business) kindly fuck off and keep your opinions to yourself.

No offence, board banter, you unfunny tosser, piss off. xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:27, archived)
You're the one bitching. We wouldn't be having this conversation if you weren't writing your bitchy responses to everything I post.
And
a) Judging from all Lu said about you when she dumped you, you ARE looking for a mother figure girlfriend.
b) Your girlfriend is a dull loud post-menopausal Mo Mowlam look a like. I can't imagine any other reason you'd be with her.
c) Your life is shit; you are an alcoholic, with a shit job living in a rented room with friends he made on the internet.
d) Your son is a fucking prick. You annoyed everyone when you brought him along uninvited, especially as your invite was only so that SF and Gonz could come.
e) My children aren't disabled or mongs, so it isn't terribly upsetting when you keep saying that.
f) No offence, don't threaten to kill yourself again, board banter etc.

keeping this on the popular page
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:32, archived)
*gets the popcorn*
These internet spats are so much better from the outside
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:35, archived)
Sorry.
I'm going to have to cut it short.
I'm going to go watch TV and check ebay PSP prices.
If it helps read these two lines over and over:

- You aren't funny.
- Your life is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:36, archived)
Glad you are above all this.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 1:42, archived)
All this needs is photos of all the people involved.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:38, archived)
^this
and private gazzes and 'YOU SAID THAT YOU LOVED ME'
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:39, archived)
I never believed it when HE said it.
Mike, do i get to go on the list yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:44, archived)
personally i want to see just how much the girlfriend looks like mo mowlam
because she's pretty hot
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:46, archived)
Yeah, but you're not funny, baldmonkey, so there.
I am though. Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:35, archived)
Of course you are.
*pats on head*
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:41, archived)
Really?
Thank you for your insightful response. I hope it was 5 minutes well spent. I'm sorry If I ever was depressed on the board, but I'd rather have been that than some kind of cunt that takes great joy in pissing people off like some kind of disabled school bully. He actually isn't my son, and he had as much right to be in MY house as you did. apologies if i didn't pander enough to you and give you a piece of cardboard to feel one of the gang. trust me, it's a treasured possession, honest. goodbye baldmonkey.
(9 minutes! wow! i must have been upset. where's my medicine?)
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:40, archived)
I also clicked I like this
because you are so hilarious. it's like a comedy store gig in my head and you weren't invited.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 22:26, archived)
glad nobody is overreacting.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 1:40, archived)
I don't have a PSP, I have a ball of blu-tac though
hours of fun,

imagine how much you could buy with 150
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:17, archived)
Imagine the size of the Blu-tac hedgehog you could make?!?!?!111eleven!

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:18, archived)
My PSP is gathering dust on a shelf somewhere.
No decent games for it, other than GTA Liberty City Stories.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:20, archived)
yeah, but what about all those umd movies you could buy?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:28, archived)
Fucking waste of time.
Lets pay the price of a DVD for something that can only be watched on a PSP.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:31, archived)
£150 would get you this - may be nsfw
www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=14033
(I helped save b3ta! the secret thingy .. Thanks for that, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:20, archived)
It's got a dirty bottom though

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:21, archived)
It would probably get more use.
SOLD!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:22, archived)
I usually feel quite disappointed after a wank
Imagine the level of despair I'd feel after spunking into £150 worth of plastic cunt
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:26, archived)
How can you be disappointed after a wank?
Are you so sexually inept that even your right hand is incapable of providing adequate satisfaction?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:33, archived)
Maybe not so much disappointment
more "i wish that was a ladies vagina I'd just been pounding for the last 24 seconds"
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:35, archived)
Awww...
there, there pet
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:35, archived)
surely there's a point where realism becomes a bad thing
if it really feels like shagging a disentorsoed rectum, i'm not sure it's that sexy
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:32, archived)
although if you think of it as shagging someone REALLY disabled
it's pretty hot
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:32, archived)
the Truly Uncanny Valley

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:37, archived)
you could turn it inside out and fuck the prolapse

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:40, archived)
*gets out debit card*

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:45, archived)
oh great, first I had to use Google to find out who Carmen Luvana is
then I have to have 20 instead of 17.5 wanks because of the new budget. I hope you're satisfied.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:32, archived)
I've never stuck my willy in anything designed my NASA before.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 22:09, archived)
I've never played a PSP.
Spacefish has a DS but I've never played that, either.

Get books instead. Books are probably more interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:40, archived)