How can you be disappointed after a wank?
Are you so sexually inept that even your right hand is incapable of providing adequate satisfaction?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:33, archived)

Maybe not so much disappointment
more "i wish that was a ladies vagina I'd just been pounding for the last 24 seconds"
( magnum, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:35, archived)

Awww...
there, there pet
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:35, archived)