I also upset a fat girl on Wednesday

( WormuIus, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:04, archived)

I intimated that if we had sex we'd have 'a whale' of a time.

( WormuIus, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:04, archived)

good man. I hope you wobbled her arms with disapproval

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:05, archived)

I feel a bit guilty actually

( WormuIus, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:06, archived)

I would have called a mate over and held his hand so you could give her a hug to make her feel better.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:08, archived)

and she'd end up being a sperm whale

( magnum, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:06, archived)

No Stewart, humpback whale
They're all humpback whales when I've finished with them
( magnum, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:06, archived)

Or a hump back.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:07, archived)