the number of fights i have charged into to break up is phenomenal.
it probably helps that i worked in quite a rough pub, but not all the fights i've broken up were there.
of course, it helps being the biggest person in wales.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:36, archived)

SUPER SSG

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:38, archived)

it's only like someone five and a bit foot tall dealing with children really.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:39, archived)

Oh Gobbo.
I want to go with you into the hardest pub, sepporatly, start a fight on someone, then you can come to my rescue. We'll act like strangers until you break up the fight, where I buy you a drink. By the end of the night you can hold me in your arms, we'll propper queer it up, I'd feel so safe in your arms, yet so frightened, at the same time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 21:42, archived)